No!!!

Listen up, Hollywood! You are not allowed to make another remake. Nope. Not now, not ever. Go back to make useless sequels and prequels but no more remakes! You’ve destroyed…pretty much every movie you’ve ever remade. While I get remaking J-movies because, let’s face it, most Americans can’t follow a subtitle you’re no longer allowed to remake great movies. Shall I remind you of Psycho? Dawn of the dead? House of wax? The wicker man? The omen??? You’ve ruined every movie you’ve remade. Why didn’t you figure our by now that it’s a bad idea? Well, now, ladies and gentlemen, the power at be have decided to remake Rosemary’s Baby!!! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

And if that’s not bad enough, the guy in charge of the project is Michael Bay. You know the guy that believes that every scene of every movie must have special effects and that has already ruined Texas Chainsaw Massacre and that at the moment is destroying A Nightmare On Elm Street. Dear lord help me, I’m gonna go Unabomber on his ass!