Bloody funk

Ok, I’ve complained before about my writing funk. Apparently the bloody fucker has decided that just killing all my inspiration just isn’t good enough so now I am in a complete and total funk that not even chocolate can cure. How sad is that? Jeebus, I want to punch something, hard and repeatedly. Or have some tequila. Hell, I’ll settle for anything as long as it’s remotely destructive. Now were did I put that “Postal Dude” game cd? Please, please, please inspiration, come back. You know how badly it sucks not to be able to write anything? That’s where my funk originated. Anything I write is utter rubbish and the person who said that there’s no such thing as writer’s block and that you just have to sit in front of the computer and write is a moron! I’d settle for strangling him. And all my ungrateful friends have decided to go on and have lives instead of listening to me cry(well, cry is a manner of speaking but you get the gist).

I need a hug and alcohol.

And since this post is entirely boring I was playing on a website and came across toy that did this out of the first paragraph(I promise it's entertaining):

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