I hate Easter

Nope, actually I don’t. Of course, we don’t have an Easter bunny here and our Easter isn’t for another month but I am still waiting for my university replies and although it has only been two weeks I am slowly going crazy here. I hate waiting! I don’t even know if Easter is to blame but I have to blame something so yeah…there you go. And while I’m on the subject it is such a rip-off that I never had an Easter bunny! Kids these days get presents…why didn’t I? If I was lucky I got new clothes and some chocolate. I want a basket full of cupcakes and chocolate, I love chocolate, I deserve chocolate! We don’t even have a Tooth Fairy. I was supposed to throw my teeth over a house so that a crow could get me a new one. Yeah, a crow. And it didn’t even bother to give me some money. Nope. Just a new tooth. That sucks. I'm sorry, that was my opressed childhood coming out there for a minute. But you have to agree that no chocolate is just a cruel punishment. I want chocolate and a reply, pretty please! Ugh…I never appreciated before the awesomeness of only having to wait 3 or 4 days for a university reply. I should have stayed were I was(actually, not really since it was utterly boring and crappy and useless but I am getting anxious). And the weird part of it all is that I don’t even care if they say yes or no(ok, maybe just a little). I just want to get it all over with!

So pretty please make up your damned minds and send the nice Romanian girl a reply before I start trying to reproduce the Guernica on my wall! Or building a city out of matchsticks. Or something equally time consuming. Anyone care to teach me how to knit?

And another thing: I have started watching Gilmore Girls, yet again(please don’t mock). I only made it to the 3rd season last time and got depressed because I knew Jess was going to leave(don’t mock this either) so now I am watching the 4th season and I’ve discovered, much to my shock, that I am missing a DVD. Where did I put it? Has anyone seen it? Pretty please? I have scoured every last bit of space and I cannot find it. But I did find a paper clip in my wallet(Why was I looking in there?). I am sure I have never seen this paperclip in my life and I have no recollection of ever getting a paper that came with a paperclip, much less a light-blue one. This is a unfair trade and I want my DVD back!

Happy easter to all those celebrating.