Presenting Lorelai Gilmore

IF I COULD STEP INTO THE LIFE OF ANY FICTIONAL CHARACTER (BOOK, MOVIE, TV) I WOULD CHOOSE ____________ BECAUSE __________.


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Ok, now you see, I hate being predictable. But this one is way too easy. So, if I could step into the life of any fictional character I would choose Rory Gilmore. *gasps from the audience* Took you by surprise there, didn’t I? Think about it: I’d get to live in Stars Hollow, have Lorelai to have movie marathons with, date Jess, have Lorelai in general, drink Luke’s coffee, eat Sookie’s cakes and cookies, meet Kirk(and maybe even start a list with all his jobs) and oh, so many other wonderful things. And when living in Stars Hollow would become too much for my less-sociable self, I’d get to go to Yale. And share a room with Paris(which would be a very interesting experience, to say the least). Of course, I’d have to implement some changes, because let’s face it, Rory screwed up some things. First off, I don’t think I could ever date Dean. I’m sorry, I’m sure he’s not that bad, but I just couldn’t do it(this obviously means I wouldn’t sleep with him at the end of the fourth season). Second, things with Jess would be a whole lot different. If he insists on going away to California(a decision I would have to fight against) I would probably date Finn while he was gone(what can I say, I’m sucker for an Aussie accent) and wait patiently for season 6 Jess to emerge. Although, I’d rather not have that. Third, no more stupid fight with Lorelai(which means no moving into the pool house and no D.A.R.). The only good thing that came out of that was Paul Anka(the dog, not the singer). Fourth, I’d kill little April or just find a way to never have her appear. Fifth, no stealing the boat and community service. Sixth, I wouldn’t tell Lorelai in season one that she couldn’t date Luke. That seems to be about it.

I’d make a great Rory.

And just so you can tell how much I enjoyed this post I have selected a few alternative titles: New and improved Lorelai, Gilmore Girls only, Introducing Lorelai planetarium, But I'm a Gilmore, Will you be my Lorelai Gilmore?, The third Lorelai.