Those of you with lives, that don’t spend all their free time online or watching the news might not know that we’re all gonna die but thankfully, here I am, informing you. Or if we don’t die tomorrow we’re gonna die in December 2012 like the Mayans said but it all starts tomorrow, so ya’ see, it’s still tomorrow’s fault. Poor tomorrow. Ok so what started this almost Y2K madness? This. Ok, you see I accept the fact that I have almost no idea what the guys are doing there but I assume they know so I’m not worried. Others are and I am enjoying all the panicked folks going crazy. Yes, I’m starved for entertainment. My favorites are the ones that have absolutely no clue what they’re talking about(kinda like me) but still feel the need to comment on it(again, kinda like me). It’s just so cute when you see someone say that we don’t need time travel so we should stop the experiment(please tell me how exactly did we get to time travel?) or someone who is actually convinced that the Earth will end(what would you do if you were sure you only had a few hours left?). There are also those who are convinced that if we don’t die then god will punish us, so it’s a lose-lose situation or the terrorist nuts who have now decided that Bin Laden will crash an airplane into the whole thing(never mind that it’s underground, ok? Those are just details). And of course, then you have me, who just can’t stop reading and mocking all the stupid comments.
Yes, I’m bored(and also completely fascinated by this experiment but that just the nerd in me speaking).
But just in case you see a big black hole over Europe tomorrow, send help my way!
(Also, how ironic would it be if the world actually exploded or whatever else the nuts think might happen and this would be my last blog entry?)
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Apparently we’re all gonna die tomorrow
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I'm also fascinated by this Large Hadron Collider (yes I actually know its name and have an exact idea on what it does minus any actual math/physics formulas)but I was always fascinated by the stuff that quantum physics deals with and the universe,black matter,black holes,time travel.Oh yeah,I'm nerdy.
I watched the news yesterday and was highly amused by all the peasants who could barely form two coherent sentences but still held strong opinions ....that had nothing to do with anything.
Maybe the time travel stuff has to do with the speed at which the protons are going to travel and collide because that close to the speed of light you can travel forward in time.
Yeah,well,I ain't seeing the black hole yet(maybe it's hiding) but there's still time 'til 2012
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