In today’s news:

Gillian Anderson got a job! Oh, what do you mean you don’t know who she is? The girl from “X files” and…I’m out. But she must have appeared in something else. Does “X files” the movie count…? Anyway she’ll be doing…something. It’s not an acting job or anything. But anything beats sitting at home starring at reruns of your moment of glory, right?

Paris Hilton will have her on line of champagne. Just thought it might be interesting to know, with her DUI conviction and stuff…but I’m sure she can now handle her drinking and that will never happen again. Yes, I have just written something about Paris Hilton. I think I need to throw up.

Julia Roberts has a new movie out. Yay! I have no clue what the movie’s about and I don’t care enough to check but it’s still good news. It was about time she got something new out.

Not exactly today’s news but still great news: Angelina Jolie will play the role of a spy or something like that in a movie. As long a she kicks ass I don’t quite care if she plays the role of a ballerina.

Hurray for my first celeb blog entry. I don’t feel like writing so I’m procrastinating. Duh. And on a side note…I still can’t think of anything Jared Leto did…he had that movie where he was fat and wore glasses but for the life of me I can’t remember what it’s called. And I don’t quite care to check.